25 Things about A-Prov...
1. When I was four years old, my Mom and my aunt took me and my cousin to the food court at the mall for lunch. While at the table, I sneezed, and out shot a hard little green pellet from my nose. Apparently, I had stuffed a pea up my nose the week before, to save for a healthy afternoon snack. 2. When I was three, I got an M&M stuck in my belly button. 3. When I was five, I pooped a nickel on the 4th of July, and then cried when Mom wouldn't fish it out of the gas station toilet for me. I still remember seeing it...looking back at me through the watery abyss. 4. When I was in the sixth grade, the teacher made me sit out a Dodgeball game because she said I was throwing too hard. I'm still bitter. 5. I wore sweatpants nearly everyday from the age of 6 all the way up through middle school. Style was of no importance to me because I had to be able to move around freely, so I would be at my optimum dodgeball playing ability each day. The only reason why I thin